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[June] The guy who called me,
he knew everything about me.

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-[Ally] How much did they take?
-Eighty-three thousand pounds.

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I can really help you.

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This guy stole your money.

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Kirk Wiley's advertising for a new carer.

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[Des] If you get the job, get his phone.
It'll prove what he is.

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-[Elisabeth screaming]
-[June] Shh.

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Are you all right, Mom? Is that my phone?

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[theme music playing]

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Uh… Yeah, um…

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It was, um…

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It was ringing in the sitting room
and I, uh…

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Here.

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Right, I, um, better get Elisabeth to bed.

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Well…

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Come on, darling.

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-Gave ourselves a fright there, didn't we?
-Yeah.

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Don't know about you,
but my heart's doing 19 to the dozen.

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-Good night.
-Night then.

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Sleep well.

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[door closes]

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[June] Did you go to Sankeys
back in the day?

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[Laura] I remember it was a big deal,
but I never went.

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Those days, I used to hang round this way.
Different class of fella, you know.

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-Oh, I didn't mean how that sounded.
-No, no, I get it.

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It's weird hearing all those names again.

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Is Cheetham Hill still rough?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Don't worry. The property developers
will be there soon.

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I doubt it.

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[door closing]

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[Des] So he went in here.

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-Where did you get these?
-Planning permission for an extension.

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-Council records.
-Were you gonna break in?

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He's got a home office,
the only room in the house with a lock.

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What does that say?

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All right, um, let me explain.

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In 2014,

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an eighth of Moldova's economy was stolen.

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The money got moved to lots of places.
Cyprus, the Caymans, Scotland.

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They put it in Scottish limited
partnerships which means

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they don't have to say
who owns the companies.

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The Panama Papers came out--
I put it all together.

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Some of that Moldovan money got spun
through certain companies

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and a chunk of it ended up here.

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Now, one name links it all.

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Kirk Wiley?

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Xanadu.

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What, like Olivia Newton-John?

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-I used to have her hairdo.
-Used to?

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Now, Xanadu's the name
of lots of Kirk's companies,

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but Xanadu Construction Supplies,
that's the one I'm interested in.

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You have to get in that office.
Everything I need

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to prove what he is,
to get your money back, it's in there.

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What? So you didn't find anything
on the phone?

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Well, it's all encryptions and stuff.

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What?

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It takes time
to go through his phone, June.

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And I'm the one taking all the risks.
Kirk caught me with that phone.

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And I think I've got away with it,

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but if you want me to break
into his office as well,

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well, you're gonna have to come up with
something better than these stories!

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-I'm gonna be late. Working a double.
-What are you doing that for?

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Can't just be you bringing in the money.
Are you working later?

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Yeah. Look, my wages are really good.

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Anything you need,
anything for the baby, I'll get it.

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Mom, how good are these wages?

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'Cause a cot's 200 quid,
high chair, 150.

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Plus there's getting a place for us.

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550 a month minimum, on top
of my student loan, and I'm gonna need--

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-I'll cover it.
-No, Mom.

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I need to do it myself. Like you did.

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Oh, uh…

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-The police called, by the way.
-Did they find anything?

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Sorry, Mom. They're gonna leave
our case on file. No leads.

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If that's it closed
then I guess that's that.

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-Yeah, yeah.
-See you later, yeah?

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Yeah.

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[Des] The mortise has a sprung latch.

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The little hook catches
the lever system like a key.

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Can I watch the guy tell me?
Who's the expert? You or him?

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[voice speaking on laptop]

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Oh!

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You're a loss to heart surgery, June.

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-I can't do this. It's too risky.
-Then steal Wiley's keys.

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Well, I'm definitely not doing that.

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Okay.

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Then this is the only way.

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[lock rattles]

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[loud jangle]

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[sighs]

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[sighs again]

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[Laura] Lizzie?

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Lizzie, where are you?
That marquee man's only here for an hour.

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Lizzie?

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[breathing nervously]

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[phone rings]

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Lizzie! Lizzie, will you get that, please?

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Lizzie!

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[phone continues ringing]

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-Hello?
-Have you been mis-sold PPI?

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You could be entitled to compensation--

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Oh, I was just gonna make a brew.

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-Do you fancy one?
-I'd love one. Thanks, June.

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-How do you zoom in on this thing?
-Move your eyes closer.

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It's just business stuff, Des.

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No, it looks like business stuff.

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I need time to go through
these documents, piece it together.

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-How's that gonna get my money back?
-I'm trying, June.

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It's not easy to prove this stuff.
Just have a bit of patience.

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[June sighs]

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All right, I'll prove it to you.

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I'll track him. I work with guys
on these forums, June.

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One of them's got
a magnetic tracker. Very rare.

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Really hard to get hold of.
You stick it to the bottom of his car.

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Once you take it off,
I can prove where he's been.

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And how will that help?

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It will help me understand
how his network runs.

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The police won't investigate
any fraud under 100 grand

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unless it suggests a wider conspiracy.

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Once I can prove this conspiracy,
I can get your money back.

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Just-- Just give me a chance, June.

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Do me one last favor.

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-I have to plant this tracker?
-I promise I won't ask for anything else.

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[June sighs]

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I-- I need you to believe in me, June.

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'Cause I don't really have a lot of people
who believe in me these days.

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What's that?

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It's a dementia tracker.

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I had patients that'd wander off
in the night and…

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You pin it on their clothes and, well,
if you lose 'em, you can find 'em.

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-Is that GPS?
-It's connected to the phone thingy.

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What… Like-- Like an app?

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Yeah, like an app.

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This is the last favor.

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Laura, um, Lizzie's left her
planner in the car.

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Oh…

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Thanks.

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June?

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Do you think she's too young?

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-To get married?
-Yeah.

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Uh, well, that's not for me to say.
That's family, isn't it?

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So long as she's happy. Yeah?

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Yeah.

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[car lock chirps]

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[engine starts]

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[chuckles]

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Don't worry, Mr. Wiley.

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I won't keep the meter running.

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[ambient music]

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[June] Elisabeth! Cup of tea.

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Oh…

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Right…

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Oh, I've done a Kirk.

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A what?

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Mary, you remember.

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Even into his teens.

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Do you remember?

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He was a strange little boy.

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I tried. I tried to help him stop.

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Thirteen years old and…

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And then suddenly, he had all these
friends. Brought them to the house.

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He'd hidden his wet sheets.

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I hung out those sheets for all to see.

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I thought it would make him stop.

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He told his friends he had a brother.

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But they knew.

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It didn't make him stop pissing his bed.

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His father, Angus, found a way
to make him stop.

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Come on, love, let's get you in the--
Let's get you in the shower.

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Oh. Hm.

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There we go. That's better, isn't it?

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[indistinct chatter]

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[elevator pings]

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Don't worry, mate. You look great.

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It'll be over in a second.
Come on, stick with me.

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Hey, everybody. Sorry to hold you up.

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Here we go. Let's stand here.

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Hey, very nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. I'm Kirk.

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Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Okay, how do you want us?

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Yeah, like this? Let's do it.

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Hi. Well done, mate.

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It's never too late to start again. Okay?

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Well done, everybody.
Sorry to hold you up.

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See you later. All right?

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Sorry. Give me one sec. Ta.

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[car alarm chirps]

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-If it's raining, you'll need one.
-I don't need an awning at the door.

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-Trisha had one last year. Looked lovely--
-Well, that's her.

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I don't need a fucking awning!

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You get it, don't you?

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Ooh, yeah.
You just want what's best for her.

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Exactly. She needs one.

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It's expectations, June.

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You get that. Then people can't laugh
at her. You know what that's like.

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Um. Well, maybe it's okay
if she doesn't want an awning.

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It is her day.

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She's 19! How can she know what she wants?

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I know she wouldn't want to be laughed at.

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You've got to let them make
their own mistakes.

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I mean, my daughter's pregnant.

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She's dropped out of her course,
but it's her life, isn't it?

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She's pregnant?

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Hey. Congratulations!

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Well, the point is, it's--
Well, it's Lizzie's day, isn't it?

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No, I don't mean that she can't have
what she wants! I mean…

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[sighs]

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You'd better get that up to Mom.
She'll be getting hungry.

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Where did you get this?

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Neighbor were giving it away.

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Do you think there's a reason
they were giving it away?

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I'm trying to save where I can.

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Look, I told you I'd help.
I'll give you anything you want.

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Yeah, well,
the last time you tried to help,

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you gave our money away
to a guy on the phone.

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I think you press this here.

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That's it.

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[Hana sighs]

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-Shall we get that on?
-Yeah.

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-[Lizzie] Was your wedding like this?
-[June laughs]

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No. Then again, I didn't have a dad
telling me to spend more.

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Yeah, First World problems.

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Did you enjoy your wedding, June?

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Well, it was nothing like I'd imagined.

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We went up and got the license,
we came back to my mom's

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and she'd put half a bottle
of champagne in the fridge for us.

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Mom says you shouldn't fridge it.
She's right. It blew up.

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-But it was very kind of her.
-And you're still married?

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Not everyone's as kind.

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Is your mom not helping you with this?

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Oh, she's been really busy with work.

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-Could you give me a hand with this?
-Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.

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That would be amazing. Thank you so much.

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Um…

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Right, okay, so we're paying
for everything on my mom's cards.

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I want to pick out some gifts
for my bridesmaids.

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I don't think it's appropriate
that I use your mom's cards.

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Oh, no one will see. It's fine.

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We've got free rein.
Mom lets me use the cards for anything.

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Well, I need to check with her if it's
over a grand, but otherwise, it's fine.

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Right. So, um, where do we start?

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Uh, hold on. I've got a checklist.

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Um…

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-Excuse me.
-Right.

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[store attendant]
Just the pram for you today? No delivery.

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It is £645.

248
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,800
That's a bit more respectable.

249
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,640
-Have a great day, Mrs. Wiley.
-Thank you.

250
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,320
Could I have a look
at that bracelet, please?

251
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,760
It's for my daughter.
She's the one who's having a baby.

252
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,320
[Laura] Eight hundred pounds.
Lynton's Department Store.

253
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,080
Who'd even shop there?

254
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,240
You didn't buy bridesmaid presents
at Lynton's, did you?

255
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,000
[Lizzie] No, I would've told you.

256
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,280
It's fine. I'll sort it out.

257
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:29,920
-What did they buy?
-A pram and a bracelet.

258
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,320
Probably cloned your card.
Must've got your details somewhere.

259
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,400
-[beeping]
-[Laura] Oh!

260
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,880
[all] Ooh!

261
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,120
[Laura] I'll check the fuse box.

262
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,760
[June] I best check on Elisabeth.

263
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,400
[Kirk] I'll get some candles.

264
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,760
-[June] Hang on. How do you play it then?
-[Kirk] Lizzie'll show us.

265
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,760
-You go first, Lizzie.
-Oh!

266
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,960
-[Kirk] Come on.
-Mmm…

267
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,800
Okay, um…

268
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:04,200
So, never have I ever been drunk.

269
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,760
Right, easing us in,
so if you've ever been drunk,

270
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,240
you have a drink.
If you've been drunk, right?

271
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,520
-So if you've been drunk?
-Yeah.

272
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,400
-Oh, right, I get it.
-Okay, so never have I ever had sex.

273
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,080
-Dad!
-Have a drink. Right. All right.

274
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,920
-Oh, my God!
-All right. Okay. Okay.

275
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
Never have I ever…

276
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,600
kissed a poster in my room.

277
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,360
Defo. Who hasn't?

278
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,680
-[Kirk] Harry Styles.
-Harry Styles?

279
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,080
-Oh, it was Adam Ant for me.
-Who?

280
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,760
-Are you joking? Adam Ant?
-Adam Ant, yeah. What's wrong with him?

281
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,720
-[Kirk] I loved Adam Ant.
-I know.

282
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,480
Never have I ever had a one-night stand.

283
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,920
Oh, I've totally just realized
I'm playing this with my parents!

284
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,240
Um, never have. What? Never--

285
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,720
-Have I ever…
-Never have I ever, um…

286
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,080
called someone else's name during sex.

287
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,480
-[June laughs]
-Oh, dear.

288
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:57,600
This game is shit.
I think we should play something else.

289
00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:01,680
I think June and I
are gonna need another bottle.

290
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,040
Hey-hey-hey!

291
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:07,840
Never have I ever kissed a person

292
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,360
of the same sex.

293
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:14,760
-Hmm, well, that'd be me.
-So, not me.

294
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,200
[Kirk laughs]

295
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,040
I'm not explaining that one.

296
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:24,240
-Never have I ever, ever, ever, ever…
-[Lizzie] All right, get to the point.

297
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,080
…ever smoked.

298
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:31,160
-[June] We've all had a fag, haven't we?
-Mm-hm.

299
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:35,400
Never have I ever lied to my boss.

300
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,160
Oh. Ahem.

301
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:47,640
Um, never have I ever…

302
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,760
pretended to be another person.

303
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,480
Never have I ever stolen.

304
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:57,880
No?

305
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,720
-[Laura] You?
-[Kirk] Mm-hm.

306
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,560
Pic 'n' Mix in Woolworths.

307
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,080
Oh, well,

308
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,520
if you mean that kind of thing, then…

309
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,440
Never have I ever lied
while playing this game tonight.

310
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,320
[Kirk] Ahhh…

311
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,320
-Knew it.
-Someone's telling the truth.

312
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:29,800
Ohh! Thank God. June, give me a hand.

313
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,520
-We'll salvage the freezer.
-Okay.

314
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,040
Mom thinks I'm pregnant.

315
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,480
-Are you?
-No!

316
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,440
She thinks I used her store card
to buy this pram.

317
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,880
Someone obviously stole the details.

318
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,560
-Would you like kids?
-Yeah.

319
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,120
-I wouldn't bring them back here.
-Why not?

320
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,320
Dad's always had his-- his thing

321
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,280
and, like, they pretend to be normal.

322
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:21,280
But

323
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,080
there's something really…

324
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,080
Something's wrong with them, June.
That's all.

325
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,160
Chuck your fag. Your dad's here.
I'm going to go check on your gran.

326
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,080
[Elisabeth] Aaah! Angus, help me!

327
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,680
Angus! They took me away! They stole me!

328
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,760
-Angus!
-Elisabeth…

329
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,440
Elisabeth, calm down, darling. Calm down.

330
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,560
Calm down. I'll get Angus for you.
I'll get Angus for you.

331
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:55,240
Ssh! It's fine, it's fine.
I'll get Angus for you, okay?

332
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,640
Okay? Won't be a minute.

333
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:03,120
-What's happening to me?
-Oh, sweetheart…

334
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,600
I'll get you a pill, yeah?

335
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,920
-And then we'll have a cup of tea.
-Yeah.

336
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,160
And we'll talk about it, okay?

337
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,600
-Yeah…
-Okay. Okay.

338
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,520
This is one of the spoof texts.
This one looks like it's from HSBC.

339
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,720
Hyperlink takes you to a landing page
that looks like the real thing.

340
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,640
By the time they realize
it wasn't the bank-- You don't like it?

341
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,160
Oh, don't worry, Aubrey.
You're not out of a job just yet.

342
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,600
This afternoon,
a couple of these boys are new,

343
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,240
so just go over the basics, eh?

344
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,320
-Do your party piece.
-I don't want to deal with the accents.

345
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,160
Yeah? I'm not running a democracy.

346
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:15,000
Oh, Kirk. I'm sorry.

347
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,040
Lizzie's asked me to get something
for the wedding

348
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:21,200
and the computer's asking for the CVC.

349
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,920
The three numbers on the back of the card.

350
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,280
Oh, sorry. Thank you.

351
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,320
De nada.

352
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,200
De nada.

353
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,240
Come on.

354
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:38,000
If you're helping with the wedding--
We'll talk about this later, okay?

355
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,440
June? I've got someone in the cab.

356
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,400
Des, I think we can get proof,
but we need to follow him now.

357
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,960
Okay, so what we're going to do
is demonstrate cold reading.

358
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:08,440
I've only got the number.
01639 is the area code.

359
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,680
So when we're on the call,
we want to adopt a friendly accent,

360
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,040
so Glaswegian, Geordie…

361
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,320
Never Belfast, never Scouse.

362
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,200
If you can't do the accent,

363
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,400
then your voice needs to be
comforting, reassuring.

364
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,920
Most of the clients are elderly.
Chris, you ready?

365
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,920
-Yep.
-[Aubrey] Good evening, sir, how are you?

366
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,680
[Chris] I'm not buying anything, mate.

367
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,240
Don't worry, sir.
I'm not selling anything.

368
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,480
Right. What can we learn from his voice?

369
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:40,200
Um, he's male, mid-40s,
South Wales phone number.

370
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,320
[Aubrey] Very good. So now you can be
whoever you want to be.

371
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,400
You can tell them you're from HMRC,
bark about unpaid taxes.

372
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,080
That's good for a quick one-off payment.

373
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,360
Or you can be from their bank
and present some security problem,

374
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,000
but that is way, way above
your level at the moment.

375
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,320
The psychology of the client
is everything.

376
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:01,720
So what do 40-something men
in this area worry about?

377
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,600
-Um, health?
-Aging. Pensions.

378
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,480
The best thing about pensions
is nobody understands them,

379
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,840
but what's different in South Wales?

380
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,320
He's Welsh. He might not live
long enough to get his pension.

381
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,840
Come on!

382
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,640
You're in business.
Your newspaper should be pink.

383
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,240
Clients in Port Talbot are wary
of these calls now,

384
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,320
so you use that strong and stable brand,

385
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,640
the government has changed the law,
HMRC has changed the rules.

386
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,960
The front pages of the tabloids
are your way into the working class.

387
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,160
Supplements or broadsheets.
Your middle-class worries.

388
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,080
Aubrey.

389
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,240
You mind if I do this?

390
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,000
Continue.

391
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,400
[Aubrey] I'm calling from Port Talbot
Steel Consolidation.

392
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,880
We've recently
taken over your pension scheme.

393
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,600
Have our team spoken to you
about changes to your pension?

394
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,240
[Chris] Uh, no, mate.

395
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,000
Can I start by running you through
security, please?

396
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,000
Can you please confirm your name for me?

397
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,480
-Chris.
-And, Chris, can you just confirm

398
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,680
the name of your first school for me?

399
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,600
Uh, Leek Dragon Academy.

400
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,040
Why else do we ask for his details?

401
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:10,520
So we can phone up his bank,
pretend to be him and pass security,

402
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,880
and take his savings.

403
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,560
-You've done your homework.
-Yes, Mr. Aubrey, sir.

404
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,400
[indistinct conversation
from behind the door]

405
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,920
[Aubrey] Your file says you have
a stakeholder pension.

406
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,800
[Chris] No mate, my pension
scheme's a… what-d'you-call-it.

407
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,880
-Now you can gamble.
-[Aubrey] It's called negation.

408
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,560
You work out the answers
because you know the things that it's not.

409
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,200
Now, Chris, sorry, I had
the wrong screen up in front of me there.

410
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,160
No, your pension
is a defined benefit scheme.

411
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,520
Clients remember the hits, not the misses.

412
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,400
For security purposes,
I'm gonna need your policy number.

413
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,000
Have you got that paperwork to hand?

414
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,360
Nobody ever does. They leave the phone,

415
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,440
gives you time to do some digging.
Google is God.

416
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,840
[Aubrey] Now you must build a rapport
with the client.

417
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,720
-There's two ways of doing this.
-[Kirk] The first way is good.

418
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,240
It's quick, easy. A security problem.

419
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:49,280
They haven't paid their tax.
Frighten them, then you offer salvation.

420
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,400
-Second option--
-[Aubrey] Bombard with information.

421
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,120
People don't like to admit
they don't know what you're talking about.

422
00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,400
So basically,
just confuse them into agreeing.

423
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,320
Chris, if you haven't got
the policy number, that's okay.

424
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,240
These new government changes are going
to cost you 30 percent of your pot.

425
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,760
Mate, is this legit?

426
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,280
Don't freeze. Don't be afraid.

427
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,080
-How do you answer?
-So,

428
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:16,600
you, uh, you put a time limit on
completing the deal, rush the client.

429
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,400
You can't create a time crisis
around pensions, so what do you do?

430
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:24,160
You-- You'd say you'll put them
through to a supervisor.

431
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:28,040
Joe. If they ask if it's legit
and you're talking pensions,

432
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,600
offer to post them brochures.

433
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,080
-But say you'll have to do a credit check.
-Want to do this yourself?

434
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,200
Do you know how Aubrey
got into this business?

435
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,960
Say you'll have to do a credit check

436
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:48,000
and that will freak them out
because they know a credit check

437
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,240
will lower their score and if they don't--

438
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,440
[clattering]

439
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,000
Golden rule.
You're in control at all times.

440
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,760
-You ruined everything! We had him!
-You didn't want any part of this--

441
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,640
-What if he saw us!
-He didn't see us!

442
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,880
And, hey, about Wiley,
I hate to say I told you so.

443
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:56,920
June.

444
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,480
June. Come here.

445
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,120
-Is everything okay?
-I know what you've been up to.

446
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:25,440
-I think there's been a misunderstanding.
-No, sorry, what?

447
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,840
-A misunderstanding about what?
-No--

448
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:33,160
No, no, no. About what?
What am I misunderstanding? Tell me.

449
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,520
You nearly got away with it, you know.

450
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:43,200
But you're not a saint, are you?
You are not a saint.

451
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,280
-I don't know what you mean.
-Don't fucking lie to me!

452
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,920
Do you think I'm stupid?
Do you think you can steal from me?

453
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,360
Did your daughter like the pram?

454
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,440
The bracelet was for you, wasn't it?
You couldn't help yourself.

455
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:03,120
-No, no, it was--
-Stop fucking lying.

456
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,240
You stole from my family!

457
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,440
Oh…

458
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,280
I might not go to the police.

459
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,000
We could draw a line under it.

460
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,920
If you did me a favor.

461
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,120
[suspenseful music]

462
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:25,159
I asked Lizzie if I could
use the card and--

463
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,719
And she said it was okay.

464
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,719
I will pay it back, Kirk. I will.

465
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,880
Oh, sure, June. That's fine.

466
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,239
I-- I need you to take something
to a colleague of mine.

467
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,880
Just go with Aubrey, please.

468
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,239
-Where?
-You don't have to worry about that.

469
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,760
Where are we going?

470
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,600
Where are we going?

471
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,520
If you let me go,
you'll never see me again.

472
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,080
Please.

473
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,320
Why…

474
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:04,440
Both teams to score. For the ACCA?

475
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,160
Yeah, all right.

476
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,960
[yelling from online video]

477
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,520
Take the bag to the shop.

478
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:19,600
What? I don't--

479
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,600
Mr. Wiley wants you to give the bag
to the man round there.

480
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,760
I've got a flight in the morning.

481
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,960
[men laugh]

482
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,400
[man] It's definitely him.

483
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,440
Can we go now?

484
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,000
[man] You should call Mr. Wiley first,
check it's okay.

485
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,400
[Aubrey] Kirk can thank me later.

486
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,320
[car door closes]

487
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,320
You all right, mate?

488
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,960
[car starts]

489
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,360
Robertson's 15-2
to score a second.

490
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,360
[Kirk] I thought we should have
an informal review.

491
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,480
Are you enjoying the job, June?

492
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,040
You've been a massive help.

493
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:21,120
If I need another favor,
I might ask you to give me a hand.

494
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,680
But if I can't trust you,

495
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,680
I'll have to make a decision
about how we move forward.

496
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,120
-Understand?
-Yes.

497
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,840
[mobile phone buzzing]

498
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,280
-Who's this?
-[Des] Hello, Mr. Wiley.

499
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,440
Oh, shove it up your ass.

500
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,240
It's PPI or something.

501
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:15,840
[phone chimes]

502
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,800
[phone buzzing]

503
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,800
-Did you get my text?
-Yes.

504
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,840
I'll be sure to tell the police
someone's stalking me.

505
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,840
Oh, no, I'm not stalking you.

506
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:43,280
I'm watching you. Coming in and out
of government buildings.

507
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,120
Have you got a point?

508
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,480
Your company,
Xanadu Construction Supplies.

509
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:49,680
Doing well?

510
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,360
Fucking hell, yeah.
Yeah, I have many successful businesses.

511
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,000
Mr. Zima will be pleased.

512
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:06,480
Mr. Zima is a highly-respected
businessman in many countries.

513
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,920
He must be, the amount you pay
into Maginkco every month.

514
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,680
Yeah. It's easy when you know
what you're looking for.

515
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:21,200
What would Mr. Zima think
if I exposed your fraud network?

516
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,320
Now, I don't know your boss,

517
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:27,120
but I can't imagine he'd like everyone
knowing that side of his business.

518
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:34,320
[Kirk] You're right. You don't know him.
What do you want?

519
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,600
Five hundred and seventy-two grand.

520
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:40,160
What makes you think I've got that money?

521
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:43,960
Your Guernsey company could
pull it together in two working days.

522
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,640
Do you have kids?

523
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,360
-What?
-Take a good look at them.

524
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,520
Pay up, or I'll shop you.

525
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,160
[suspenseful music playing]

526
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,000
[phone ringing]

527
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,200
Hello? Wiley household.

528
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,880
Just a moment.

529
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,840
June, your brother's calling for you.

530
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,880
Would you mind not giving
the house number out in future?

531
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,080
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, Laura.

532
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,760
-Des?
-I can get your money.

533
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,920
He's got his paws on politicians, June.

534
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,280
I can prove it all.

535
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:56,600
He's got this business partner
or investor, Simon Zima.

536
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,360
-That's how we get your money back.
-What are you on about?

537
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,360
Look, June, I…

538
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,360
I don't hand fraudsters to the police.

539
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:07,840
I blackmail them.

540
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,040
I've called Wiley.
He knows what's what. He will pay.

541
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,680
-I've got to get out of here.
-No! No!

542
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,280
No, you can't leave.

543
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,760
He'll know you're involved.
The people he's with, June,

544
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:24,480
they're serious.

545
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,320
They'll kill us.

546
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,320
[closing theme music playing]